Tesla will NEVER be driverless!
Okay, they might become driverless, but only with LIDAR
Okay, they’re driverless with pure vision and end to end neural nets… but it’s only a few cars registered, they’ll never scale.
Okay, they more than doubled the size of their fleet this week… but they’re probably just registering the cars but not actually putting them on the road. Miles is what matters.
Okay, they have millions of safe driverless miles… but that’s only in the United States
Okay, they’re driverless in other countries now… but it will never work on the moon and Mars
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All the cars are gone from Tesla Century City!
All they have is Model Y L, a self-driving video playing on the background. I guess the best product is no product. Either that or they just sold the showroom cars.
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