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My older brother Masa was the most Japanese man I have ever known. He's an accountant. He irons his socks. He once apologized to a vending machine for pressing the wrong button. In 2016, his company sent him to Houston, Texas, for two years. He came back a different man. First, he greets the clerk at our local convenience store like a long-lost cousin. "Howdy! How y'all doin' today?" Every morning. For three years. The clerk, a quiet college student, has started answering, "Fine, and you?" He bought a pickup truck. In Tokyo. It does not fit in his parking space. It does not fit in any parking space in this city. He keeps it at a farm forty minutes away and visits it on weekends, like a horse. He wears cowboy boots to the office. At home, he takes them off at the door like a proper Japanese person. Then he puts on cowboy slippers. I did not know cowboy slippers existed. He had them shipped from Texas. Last spring, he smoked a brisket on his apartment balcony for fourteen hours. The fire department came twice. The second time, they stayed for lunch. He tells his boss "Bless your heart." He doesn't know what it means. His boss thinks it's a compliment. It is not a compliment. Nobody has told either of them. At his daughter's school sports day, he showed up with a cooler, a folding chair, and a giant foam finger. He started tailgating in the school parking lot. At 7 a.m. With a portable grill. The other dads stared at him. Then one of them walked over and asked if he could have a sausage. Now the PTA has a tailgate committee. And every November, he insists on Thanksgiving. A full one. But Japanese ovens are tiny. A turkey will not fit. So he cut a turkey into seven pieces and cooked it in the little fish grill under the stove, one piece at a time, for six hours. He invited the whole building. Twenty-three people in a three-room apartment. Most of them had never heard of Thanksgiving. He made everyone go around the table and say what they were thankful for. The old man from 2F said "this turkey" and cried a little. For a long time, I thought my brother had just lost his mind in Texas. Then, one night, I asked him why. In August 2017, Hurricane Harvey hit Houston. The water came up so fast that Masa, his wife, and his daughter ended up trapped on the second floor of their apartment. No power. No phone. The water still rising. He told me he sat in the dark holding his daughter and thought, "We're going to die in a country where nobody knows our names." At 3 a.m., he heard a boat motor. It was the man from across the street. Dwayne. A pipefitter. They had spoken maybe four times. Dwayne had a fishing boat, a flashlight, and his teenage son. He took them out through a window. Then he took them to his own house on higher ground. For ten days, Masa's family slept in Dwayne's living room. Dwayne's wife cooked for them. Dwayne's son gave his bedroom to Masa's daughter. When it was over, Masa tried to pay him. He had an envelope with all the cash he had. Dwayne pushed it back across the kitchen table. "Neighbors don't send bills," he said. Masa bowed. All the way down. And he made Dwayne a promise. "I will be a good neighbor." Dwayne laughed and shook his hand. "That's all I ask, partner." That was the deal. Dwayne never said which country. So now there is a Texan in Tokyo. He wears cowboy slippers. He smokes brisket against the law. His truck lives on a farm. And he is the best neighbor on our whole street.
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