Agreements sealed on @blockseeAI can now come with a court. Internet Court connects Blocksee's signing and verification to the rest of the deal: terms hashed onchain before funds move, a record anyone can verify, dispute route agreed upfront. See you in court 🤝

DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. —We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel. --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks. --We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World." --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

USER AGREEMENTS SIGN AWAY DATA AND RIGHTS 'We give up everything, our data, our economic ownership — we're largely unaware of it' — Aaron Day, libertarian activist and candidate for US Senate WATCH FULL

real agreements are full of words like 'reasonable quality' or 'substantially completed'. you can't squeeze those into code and call a human every time two agents disagree i told Blockchain Reporter how we're handling it at @GenLayer

THE AGREEMENT UPDATES THE COUNTRIES' 2014 FREE-TRADE DEAL AND IMPROVES SWISS INVESTOR ACCESS TO CHINA — SWITZERLAND'S THIRD-LARGEST TRADING PARTNER, WITH BILATERAL TRADE OF AROUND 34 BLN SWISS FRANCS ($43 BLN) LAST YEAR — AS SWISS STOCKS INCLUDING SWATCH AND RICHEMONT ROSE.

THE AGREEMENTS ARE EXPECTED TO PROVIDE ONLY A MODEST NEAR-TERM BOOST, POTENTIALLY ADDING AROUND 300,000 BARRELS PER DAY OVER THE NEXT YEAR, WITH LARGER INCREASES DEPENDING ON IMPROVED INVESTMENT CONDITIONS, RESTORED ELECTRICITY INFRASTRUCTURE AND GREATER POLITICAL STABILITY. - SOURCES

An agreement between Anthropic and the US would end a confrontation that erupted when the government abruptly barred the company from giving foreign nationals access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5