An anonymous source insists that what they heard from two other anonymous sources is 100% factually true—because one anonymous sources in the West Wing was told the exact same thing by two more anonymous sources at Cafe Milano, who also heard it. So yes, we are writing this bullshit story full of lies, and we’re sticking to it. We’re going with the piece that rests on a grand total of six anonymous sources, while ignoring the eight Cabinet members who gave us statements on the record. I can’t imagine why the American people keep calling us Fake News🤷🏻‍♂️!

An anonymous NBA general manager doesn’t view Jaylen Brown as a top-50 player, per @TheAthletic “Though the idea of him being viewed as the seventh-best player on a given team was widely mocked, a recent report that one front-office member saw Brown in that way illuminated the reality that advanced analytics never shined too brightly on Brown’s game. Even more pointedly, a current general manager, speaking anonymously to comment on internal team discussions, told The Athletic in the wake of the trade that he doesn’t view Brown as a top-50 player in the NBA.” (Via

NEW: The anonymous GTA 6 leaker behind $CYBERLEEK cashed out of the memecoin hours before Rockstar’s first official gameplay reveal. Onchain data show the creator dumped about $125,000 worth of tokens after the coin had peaked at a $25 million market cap.

The famous hacker group Anonymous announced that there are 3,907 inaccessible files in the Epstein documents, and that their links will be repaired to expose the hidden names and locations.