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Most people look at solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump and only talk about price. But the real reason this one feels different is because it is tied so closely to the emotional cycle of Solana. Anyone who was around back then knows. SOL was getting written off everywhere. Outages, FTX shadow, market doubt, endless jokes. A lot of people really thought Solana was done. But @blknoiz06 was not some guy who showed up only when the market was easy. He was still talking about SOL when Solana had no voice on CT. He was talking about meme cycles, retail coming back onchain, and why Solana still had the culture to run again. Of course, Solana was not revived by one person alone. But Ansem was absolutely one of the few people who helped pull CT attention back to SOL. That is why solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump does not feel like a random meme. It carries a shared memory from the Solana community. A period where people were doubting everything, but a few stayed loud, stayed sharp, and kept pushing. Building solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump now is not just about saying send it every day. It is about making the story clear. Push the Black Bull symbol. Tell the Ansem and Solana trenches story. Create content, memes, data, edits, threads, and keep the community discussion alive. Solana came back because people refused to let the narrative die. If solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump wants to go further, it needs the same energy. We should embrace and appreciate the fact that we have a character like @blknoiz06 . And for once, maybe CT can focus on one coin, one narrative, one movement. When a character, a community, Solana culture, and market attention all stack behind one ticker, it stops being just a ticker. lets ride brother 🐂🀄️
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GERALD & THE FEATHERED BANDITS — PART IV: THE CROW AND THE CANDLE Three knocks. That's how last night ended. Three slow, deliberate knocks from beneath my home. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. Ill fortune always bears three fruits. And apparently... one of them lives in my fucking basement now. Fantastic. Sleep did not come to me. For Kitten it did. How? I could not tell you. I spent majority of the night sitting on my couch staring at the ground while Gerald remained perched outside my window. Watching. Waiting. No movement in the slightest. Every so often I'd glance over at him. He'd glance at me. Neither of us hummed. Our relationship had reached the silent-treatment phase within the marriage. Around 3:17 AM, Kitten wandered into the room nuzzled in a blanket. "Has Satan's pigeon moved?" "No." "Anymore knocking?" "No." "Fantastic." She turned back around. "Where are you going?" "Back to bed." "THERE IS AN ANCIENT EVIL UNDER MY HOUSE!" She took a pregnant pause. Looked at me. "And what exactly would you like me to do about that at three in the fucking morning?" ... Valid. She disappeared down the hall. I looked back toward Gerald. "Your recruit is incredibly useful." From outside: Hmmm. "Fuck off." But something had been bothering me. Gerald knew that thing was down there. He had known from the very beginning. The map. The crown. The scouting. The army. He didn't wake it by accident. He wanted it to be awoken. And suddenly... I wasn't sure whose side I was actually on. At sunrise, Gerald finally moved. He tapped the window. Once. Twice. Thrice. "Absolutely fucking not." Tap. Tap. Tap. "Gerald, we've already established three is incredibly ominous." Hmmm. Then he flew away. I sighed. Grabbed my stick crown. And followed him. Because apparently survival instincts are most optional equipment and mine didn't come with factory-installment. Kitten followed behind me. "Where are we going?" "Your guess is as good as mine." "Excellent. Loving that for us." Gerald led us back into the woods. But not toward the dungeon. Not toward the stone. Somewhere else. Somewhere deeper. Eventually we reached an behemoth dead oak. Its branches were twisted together like fingers. Hundreds of strips of black cloth hung from them. At the base of the tree sat something strange. A candle. Just one. Gerald landed beside it. Kitten stopped. "No." "He hasn't even done anything yet." "There is a single candle beneath a decayed tree covered in black ribbons. I've seen enough horror movies to understand basic fucking foreshadowing." Gerald ignored her. He tapped the ground. Scratched beneath the leaves. And uncovered something. A small stone tablet. There was writing carved into it. No symbols this time. Just words. Old and weathered. But legible. At the top: THE CROW AND THE CANDLE Gerald perched beside it. And somehow... I knew he wanted me to read. So I did. Once there was a crow who ruled over a starving flock. Winter had swallowed the land. The trees bore no fruit. The rivers became stone. And each morning the crow awoke to fewer voices than the morning before. One night, the crow saw a candle burning inside the home of Man. The crow knew that fire had belonged to the Man. The crow knew taking it was forbidden. But the crow also knew his children were freezing. So he stole the flame. He carried it home in his beak. The fire warmed the first nest. Then the second. Then the third. And the flock rejoiced. The crow had saved them. But wherever the candle burned... a shadow appeared. At first, the shadow was small. So the flock ignored it. As the flame grew... so did the shadow. Until eventually... the shadow became hungry. The flock begged their King to extinguish the flame. But winter still surrounded them. Without the fire, they would freeze. With the fire... the shadow would feed. And so the King was given a choice. Extinguish the flame and allow many to perish. Or... choose one bird each night for the shadow. I stopped reading. Kitten stopped making jokes. The latter concerned me more than anything. I looked at Gerald. "What did the King choose?" Gerald didn't move. I looked back at the stone. There was one final line. I brushed the dirt away. And read it. The King fed the shadow. Silence. "Jesus Christ." Kitten whispered. Gerald looked at me. I suddenly understood why he'd brought me here. "No." Gerald tilted his head. "No, Gerald." Hmmm. "I know what you're asking, and I am saying NO." Kitten looked between us. "Well, fantastic, because I fucking don't." I pointed toward the story. "He's asking what I would choose." Gerald nodded. Kitten stared at him. "You're giving her a fucking ethics exam?" Hmmm. "YOU KIDNAPPED ME FOR THIS ORGANIZATION AND NOW THERE'S HOMEWORK?" Normally I would have laughed. I couldn't. Because Gerald was still staring at me. Waiting. I looked back at the tablet. One life. For many. Simple mathematics. Horrifying mathematics. And suddenly the crown on my head felt weighted. "I wouldn't choose." Gerald's feathers shifted. Hmmm. "I said I wouldn't choose." Gerald tapped the tablet. Harder. "There has to be another way." He tapped again. "I'm not feeding anyone to a monster just because a fucking rock says those are my options." Gerald screamed. The forest erupted. Hundreds of crows descended from the trees. Kitten grabbed my arm. Gerald flew directly in front of me. Angry. Not annoyed. Not impatient. Furious. And I finally snapped. "YOU MADE ME KING!" Silence. Even Gerald stopped. "Remember?" I pulled the crown from my head. "You brought me into this." I stepped closer. "You put this stupid fucking collection of shrubbery on my head." Kitten whispered: "Very regal." "Thank you." I pointed at Gerald. "So if I'm King, then I decide." Gerald stared at me. "And I will not sacrifice someone just because it's convenient." Hmmm. "I don't care if that's what the last King did." Gerald froze. There. Something changed. The crows began whispering amongst themselves. Tiny clicks. Soft caws. Restless wings. And suddenly I realized... The story wasn't about some ancient crow. Gerald lowered his head. "Gerald..." He wouldn't look at me. Oh. Oh fuck. I turned toward the tablet. The King fed the shadow. One bird every night. Again. And again. And again. Until winter ended. I looked at Gerald. "That was your King." Silence. "Wasn't it?" Gerald closed his eyes. Hmmm. Kitten whispered: "Oh fuck." For once...accurate and appropriately timed. Gerald hadn't brought me here to learn how to defeat the thing beneath my house. He brought me here because he'd seen this once before. His flock had survived it before. And Gerald knew the price. "How many?" Gerald didn't answer. "How many birds did he sacrifice?" Nothing. Then the forest moved. One crow descended. He was old. He was missing feathers. One of his eyes clouded white. Then another. Then another. They were scarred. They were broken. They grew silent. Survivors. There had been another war. Another King. Another shadow. And suddenly Gerald's obsession with loyalty made terrifying sense. Why betrayal had mattered. Why he tested Kitten. Why he watched me. Why he needed to know what kind of King I would become. I looked down at the crown that rested in my hands. Maybe that was the real fable. Not the crow. Not the candle. Not even the shadow. The King. Because anyone can promise to protect everyone when protection costs absolutely nothing. Leadership becomes something entirely different when the saving of many requires you to look at one innocent soul...and decide they are expendable. I placed the crown back upon my head. "I'm not your old King." Gerald stared at me. "Nobody is getting fed to anything." A long pause. Then— THUMP. The ground shook. Kitten sighed. "Of fucking course." THUMP. Birds exploded from the branches. Gerald remained. THUMP. Closer. The candle beneath the tree suddenly ignited. Nobody touched it. Its tiny flame flickered. And behind Gerald... his shadow stretched across the ground. Longer. Longer. Longer. Until it reached my feet. Except... Gerald hadn't moved. The flame hadn't moved. But the shadow had. Kitten whispered: "Bexxy." "I see it." The shadow crawled over my boots...up my legs...across my chest. Then stopped directly over the crown. Gerald screamed. The candle went out. Darkness. And from somewhere beneath the earth... something whispered. Not a hum. Not a knock. Spoken words.. "A King who will sacrifice nothing..." The voice came from every direction. The soil. The trees. My bones. Then it laughed. Low. Ancient. Starving. "…will eventually sacrifice everything." Silence. Kitten grabbed my hand. Gerald stared into the darkness. I swallowed. "Well." Kitten looked at me. "Don't." "I was just going to say—" "Whatever sarcastic bullshit you're about to say, DON'T." ... Fair. Gerald slowly turned towards me. And for once... I didn't need him to hum. I understood. The thing beneath my home had just challenged the King. And I had answered. Nobody was being sacrificed. Nobody was being offered. Nobody was becoming food for some ancient shadow because tradition said that's how this story ends. Maybe that made me brave. Maybe it made me foolish. More than likely both. But here's the thing about old fables: They're supposed to teach you how the story ends. Nobody ever said you had to obey them. I looked toward Gerald. Gerald looked toward me. I nodded. He nodded. Kitten sighed. "You two are about to do something entirely fucking stupid, aren't you?" Gerald: Hmmm. Me: "Abso-fucking-lutely." Kitten stared at us. "I want my walnut back." And somewhere deep beneath the earth... the shadow laughed again. Because apparently... Phase Two had begun.
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Back-to-back @Kia NBA MVPs... tend to be known by one name. Russell. Wilt. Kareem. Moses. Bird. Magic. Jordan. Duncan. Nash. LeBron. Steph. Giannis. Joker. SHAI joins an EXCLUSIVE list 🏆🏆
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One of my favorite White House traditions was telling Thanksgiving jokes – which at least I thought were funny. Here’s a look back at some of my favorites:
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People that take tweet bangers and football banter too seriously should just go back to Facebook and TikTok. I no get time to start explaining jokes this season abeg
There’s a kind of loss that doesn’t just empty your wallet. It changes the sound of your phone. One day it rings like opportunity. Next day it sits there like a dead animal. No messages. No jokes. No “bro where you at?” No “we’ll figure it out.” Just silence. And the worst part is not losing the money. It’s realizing some people were never standing next to you. They were standing next to what you had. But then there are those rare ones. The ones who text when replying to you has no upside. The ones who still call you brother when your name isn’t useful. The ones who sit with your shame and don’t make you explain it. The ones who remember your soul when you can’t even recognize your own face. Those people are not friends. They are witnesses. Witnesses that you were still a man when the world only saw a loss. So when God turns the page and He will, don’t get confused by the crowd running back. Feed the ones who stayed hungry with you. Protect the ones who protected your dignity. Put gold under the feet of the ones who walked through your worst season without asking what they would get back. And the rest? Don’t hate them. Don’t announce it. Don’t subtweet it. Just let them discover, slowly, that the version of you they abandoned is dead. And the man who survived doesn’t live within reach anymore.
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A case report published in Frontiers in Neuroscience describes something that, by everything we thought we knew about Alzheimer's, should not have been possible. An 80-year-old woman. Ten years of Alzheimer's. Five years reduced to single syllables. Chronic incontinence. Dependent on caregivers for nearly everything. This is the stage of the disease we consider irreversible — the lights, we assume, are simply gone. Her family gave her a single high dose of psilocybin — 5 grams of mushrooms. She slept for about 19 hours. Then she woke up. And she began to talk. For hours. She told autobiographical stories. She recalled memories no one had heard from her in years. She recognized family members. She cracked jokes. Her mobility, her communication, her bladder control — functions lost for years — temporarily returned. Then, over the following days, it faded again. Let me be clear about what this is and isn't, because a story this extraordinary demands honesty. This is a single case report. One patient. Not a trial. It was not placebo-controlled. We cannot rule out coincidence or other factors. Nobody should try this — high-dose psilocybin in a frail 80-year-old is genuinely dangerous, and it is not a treatment. The authors themselves call for rigorous studies. But here is why it stops me cold, and why it matters far beyond one woman. We have long assumed advanced Alzheimer's represents permanent destruction — that the abilities are gone because the neurons that held them are gone. This case suggests something different and profound: that some of those capacities may not be destroyed, but disconnected. Locked behind broken network connectivity that psilocybin — which acts on serotonin receptors, drives neuroplasticity, and temporarily reorganizes how brain regions talk to each other — briefly reopened. The person was still in there. The door was just shut. I've written about this same pattern elsewhere in medicine — psychedelics unlocking function that disease had hidden rather than erased. The recurring theme of this era: what we called permanent may sometimes be dormant. This one case proves nothing. It does something arguably more important. It asks a question we didn't know we were allowed to ask: How much of an aging, failing brain is truly gone — and how much is simply waiting to be switched back on?
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I hit 200,000 followers. I joined X in September 2024, so it took me a little under two years to get here. Honestly, the past few days have been rough for me. Someone tried to dig up my personal information, managed to identify some of it, and spread it around. Lately, whenever I see new replies, I have not always had the courage to read them. I have been afraid of what kind of abuse might be waiting there. But I also looked through the replies to some of the posts mocking me for my age, and people’s perception of me was much kinder than I had expected. It made me feel proud that I may have contributed something worthwhile to this community and conducted myself reasonably well along the way. I have also received many encouraging messages in my DMs. I am deeply grateful for them. I would like to clear up a couple of misunderstandings. 1. Jukan bought 2x leveraged SK Hynix at the top in June? No. I have held a memory position since January, and the part about buying leveraged Hynix in June was a joke. I do not have the guts to run leverage, and my boss and I make jokes like that sometimes. I had no idea that making that kind of joke publicly would bring this much mockery down on me. 2. Is Jukan merely pretending to be an analyst while doing nothing more than quoting other analysts and news reports? If you have mostly seen my posts on X, I can understand why you might feel that way. But you can find more of my original research and analysis in Citrini’s institutional reports and on our Substack. Because I work for a firm, there are limits to how much of that work I can share publicly on X. I hope people can understand that. As for why I appeared to change my view on memory, I said at the time that my long-term thesis had not changed. Still, many people seem to have interpreted my comments as me turning bearish on memory altogether. That was not my intention, although I accept that I could have expressed myself more clearly. At that time, with HBM content getting nerfed, I thought that even though this was clearly a supply problem and not a demand problem, people would take it bearishly, so memory stocks could perform poorly from a trading perspective. That is why I wrote what I wrote. But it snowballed into something far bigger than I intended. If I could go back to that moment, I would not write that post. Watching people I have never met at all hurl abuse at me is more painful than I expected. I used to think of being an influencer as something trivial, but it turns out to be harder than I ever imagined. This ended up being a more vulnerable post than I intended. But I got here because of all of you who have read, shared, and supported my work. Thank you.
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