Caleb Hammer catches a socialist spending at Disney and Amazon after she spent the entire episode dunking on “big evil” CAPITALISTS. She had just argued that corporations don’t pay their fair share. Then he opens her City Card, and it gets ugly for her fast. HAMMER: “Since your Disney trip, you know they’re a billion-dollar company. You know they get lots of tax benefits, right?” SOCIALIST: “Yeah. My sister works for Disney.” HAMMER: “Big evil capitalist Disney. Was that to Disney?” SOCIALIST: “Yes.” HAMMER: “Champagne socialist. As always.” “You know you people are the most hypocritical people. I’d say people on the far right are really annoying. The people on the far left are hyper hyper hypocritical.” “Evil corporations capitalist, and then you just give them all your money.” “And Amazon, weren’t you just hating on that warehouse that delivered that to you?” SOCIALIST: “Yeah.” HAMMER: “It’s a shame they’re able to get there on that two-lane road to your house.” SOCIALIST: “I don’t shop on Amazon very often. But if I do it’s—” HAMMER: “Who cares?” SOCIALIST: “I can’t find it around me.” HAMMER: “No, live your principles. You’re cheap principles. I have no real moral backing other than performative and virtue signaling.” Socialism in the mouth, capitalism in the cart.

Caleb Williams is questionable for Sunday despite practicing in full on Friday. The Bears QB has missed three straight games with a hamstring injury and revealed this week that he suffered a tear. Williams still needs medical clearance before returning against Atlanta. His rushing ability is a big part of his fantasy value, so monitor his status before making a Week 6 decision.