Dear America, If you wanted someone to insult people, you should have hired Don Rickles. If you wanted someone to build ballrooms and statues, you should have hired a construction company. If you wanted someone to threaten journalists and companies, you should have moved to Putin’s Russia. If you wanted a pervert who partied with Jeffrey Epstein, you should have hired a registered sex offender. If you wanted someone to call other countries “shitholes,” you should have hired a Neo-Nazi. If you wanted someone to sell pardons and crypto coins, you should have hired a carnival hustler. If you wanted someone to sleep on the job... well, that’s an insane waste of money. Why would you pay someone who sleeps on the job? In fact, why would you hire ANY of these unfit bozos? You live in the United States. We elect Presidents here. Presidents are supposed to be the best of us. They should make us aspire to greatness, not give us permission to be our WORST. Think about that the next time a racist, sexual abuser, corrupt grifter is running for President. Reject that greedy, sleepy, creepy fucker.

dear people writing Sequoia’s obituary after yesterday’s news: what the hell are you smoking? adaptation and focus are really good and necessary things. i think these guys + gals have earned more than enough credit for knowing what they’re doing.