Introducing @0xMiden Guardian: A Non-Custodial Compliance Layer for Private Accounts on @0xMiden — built for institutions that need privacy AND policy enforcement. Today, blockchains force a tradeoff. Public chains like @ethereum expose everything — balances, counterparties, transaction history. That's a liability for any institution trying to operate onchain. But fully private chains aren't the answer either — once money goes in, there's no way to validate compliance. No AML, no policy, no audit trail. Miden is different. Private accounts on Miden store state entirely offchain — not encrypted onchain, literally offchain. Only a cryptographic commitment lives on the chain. This is what makes Miden parallelizable and performant, but it also means private state management feature is a must. That's where Guardian comes in. TLDR: - Guardian is a non-custodial off-chain coordination layer for private accounts - It backs up, syncs, and co-signs transactions — without ever taking custody - Multi-key threshold design — guardian holds one key, can never move your funds alone - Operators configure their own compliance module — AML screening, spending limits, geo-based policy controls - Users can rotate guardians anytime using their own keys - Built with @OpenZeppelin, fully open source and ready for you to backup your private state on Miden! Full talk: Always a pleasure to work with @ekang426 and @eth_seoul_, greatly appreciate for the speaking opportunity!

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