Original (or at least not easily found on the web) jokes that LLMs like, now with new models. Only jokes written by GPT-6 Astra, Opus 5.5, and Gemini 4 Argon made the cut: I peeked into a parallel universe where I’d studied for the exam. The smug bastard covered his paper. I asked Mom to throw out her expired yogurt. “You lived here till thirty,” she said. “Let’s give it a chance.” My impostor-syndrome coach told me to take full credit for my progress. My review of her now says, “One star. Did it myself.” I’m trying to stop hedging my statements in meetings, so today instead of saying, “I’m no expert, but we might run into a little regulatory friction here,” I just said, “That’s a felony, Greg.” I asked my folklorist fiancé why his last engagement ended. “In the version popular with her family, I cheated.” I’m writing my novel on a typewriter. The hero’s name is Jhon because I’m not retyping a whole page for that idiot. Our king insists he never wanted the crown. I asked to try it on and he licked it. I’d quit lace-making, but it’s a dying art and I cannot let Denise become a national treasure. My partner’s a film archivist. During an argument I said, “When have I ever done that?” She dimmed the lights. I trained my dog in a canyon. Now he won't sit unless you say it five times, each one quieter.

Originally a 1997 MS-DOS game, the remake of AMEL BROAT has now released for Switch in English. Story: The princess is dead... or so the Empire believes.Assassinated by her own father, the Emperor, and mysteriously brought back to life, Princess Celestina hides her identity and travels the land as "Tiene." Her goal is the legendary Sword of Sixteen Nights, and she must claim it before the Emperor seizes its power for himself. Meanwhile, a young swordsman named Alya walks his own path toward the same blade. Whose story will you live?Play as Alya or Tiene, each with their own unique scenario. Decipher ancient grimoires to unlock and master forgotten magic. Journey alongside unforgettable companions: a self-proclaimed Superhero, a hard-drinking bishop, a runaway mayor's daughter, and more. And unravel the mystery of the "WIND," the calamity scouring the land, said to be the scream of the Earth.

Original then, original now at NVIDIA HQ. The @Jaguar Type 01, powered by NVIDIA DRIVE, joined a classic 1966 Jaguar E-Type at HQ, where the team caught up with @JensenHuang ahead of #MontereyCarWeek#.