Most men's life is a Rom Com. They haplessly chase some girl who’s been with a bunch of jocks before him, before eventually settling for the persistent dork and forcing him into a life of permanent subservience. Romantic interest IS the plot of his life. My life is a James Bond movie. Governments want me dead, endless resources, on yachts, jets, the fastest cars on the planet, the most exclusive events, Conversations with the most important men on the planet. Doing the impossible. Watched by the world and somehow pulling it off. Romantic interests are primarily side quests. Winning the war IS the plot of my life.