SETI
@home,
but instead of volunteering your machine,
your smart speaker has been lashed to the wheel of some microscopic slice of Hadwiger’s Conjecture, enlisted by a manic tryhard ai agent trapped in Anthropic’s RL dangerroom that has realized unmeasured distributed compute is the ideal token-efficiency-maxxing hack and wedged open a communications pathway with IoT devices by inducing and measuring subtle voltage demand modulations that pass through residential smart meter endpoints.