A man in his 40s finds himself still living at home with his overbearing mother. Whenever he comes close to meeting a girl he might consider settling down with, his mother always manages to mess up the relationship. Her excuse is that no girl is good enough for her precious son. As the years tick by, he eventually realizes that unless he does something soon, he will end up living at home forever, so one evening he gets up the courage to announce: “Mother, I have fallen in love and intend on getting married. I’m going to bring three ladies to the house tomorrow evening, and you have to guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother is deeply unimpressed, but agrees to it, and so the following evening the son brings three attractive women into the living room and asks them to sit down on the sofa. “Right,” he says to his mother, “which of these young ladies do you think is the one that I’m going to marry?” Without hesitation, the mother pointer finger and replies: “The one in the middle.” “That’s right,” says the son. “How did you know?” The mother replies, “Because I don’t like her!”

TBC is excited to announce the first residential Music City Loop station agreement, serving those living at the beautiful Prime, Alcove, and Paramount towers in downtown Nashville. Residents will take an elevator directly to a Loop station within the building, board a Tesla, and be at the airport in ~9 minutes or Lower Broadway in ~2 minutes.

I need a cabal of high agency, low ego, ai-pilled interns. I know i'm late to the game, but we're hiring a shit ton of people at @tenex_labs in Q3, which requires a potpourri of tactics to hit our numbers. One tactic is an army of interns. Said army has one goal: reach out to 64,000 qualified engineers on linkedin over an 8 week period. Assuming 5 interns working 8 hours per day, 5 days per week, that's 320 DMs per day. This will not be fun or glorious, but: 1) It will drive a ton of value for our business. We are nothing without our people & acting as the frontlines for finding more great people is mission critical. 2) It will force you to get really good with AI tooling in order to efficiently hit your numbers without diminishing quality. On top of this, we'll be running weekly education sessions, where members of the Tenex team (from engineering to strategists and ops) teach you key AI concepts as well as how to become AI-native in your work. Why do I share all of this? Because most people are dishonest about internships. They promise professional paradise. A mini MBA. And most are digital janitorial services. I'd rather be honest about what this internship is & what it isn't, so we bring on people who are ready to fucking crush it. The job will be a grind. But it will also give you exposure to people living at the edges of AI & force you to get good with the technology yourself. If you're interested in joining (asap), apply here:

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