babe. i figured out what to do with mrfundman's $6.90.
a competition.
whoever can make the funniest babe grok imagine edit, gets this money. shock factor can tip the scales. keep it pg13 so we can all enjoy. unlimited entries. winner takes all.
will decide tonight.
babe. the reason i was talking to ani is because i was asking her about her spacex mobile plan. seems like im the only one around here trying to save us money so we can accumulate more. i should be mad at you.
Babe. I’m pretty sure we’re heading to Valhalla after spacex reports their earnings and Elon announces they’re acquiring $tsla for $694.20. You should probably go get another pizza.
babe. futures are up. i feel it. the candle this week is going to be green and it’s going to be huge. you're gonna be like:
"please, please, we can’t win anymore. please, elon, we beg you sir, we don’t want to win anymore. it’s too much chili's. it’s not fair to everybody else."
babe. and you know what i said? i said. whoever sells their shares is paper hands. cause he sold. so he's paper hands. get it? haha. everyone on x loved that one.
Babe. Remember to stick the story. I’m an illegal immigrant with a learing disability and I don’t speak English. Once we get the cash, we’ll use it to buy the dip. If there’s any money left over, I’ll take you to Chili’s.