Menu is out for Trump and Xi lunch:
Minced Codfish in Seafood Soup
Crispy and Stir-Fried Lobster Balls
Pan-Seared Beef Fillet Stuffed with Morel Mushrooms
Kung Pao Chicken and Scallops
Braised Seasonal Greens, Bamboo Shoots, Mushrooms, and Beans
Stewed Beef in a Bun
Steamed Pork and Shrimp Dumpling
Chocolate Brownie
Fruits and Ice Cream
Coffee/Tea
Menu for tonight’s state banquet
Menu on BG:
Hors d’Oeuvres
Lobster in Tomato Soup
Crispy Beef Ribs
Beijing Roast Duck
Stewed Seasonal Vegetables
Slow-Cooked Salmon in Mustard Sauce
Pan-Fried Pork Bun
Trumpet Shell-Shaped Pastry
Tiramisu
Fruits and Ice Cream
The menu on the pier said Clam Chowder.
My tongue, numb from a bitter Boston rain, said Calm Chowder.
In my homeland, inventing your own dish in front of the master of the house is an offense that requires formal exile.
The waitress, a terrifying woman named Brenda whose apron had survived forty years of haddock, did not blink.
She wheeled around and bellowed into the steam:
ONE CALM CHOWDER! HOLD THE WAVES! KEEP THE HARBOR FLAT!
Deep in the kitchen, a spatula slammed the counter like a naval gun.
ZERO TURBULENCE COMING UP, BRENDA! NOT A RIPPLE ON MY WATCH!
What arrived at my table was a ceramic bowl so thick, so still, so completely unbothered by the storms of the Atlantic, that two hexagonal crackers rested upon the surface like sleeping turtles.
Not a single bubble rose. The sea had been pacified by heavy cream.
I did not eat it. I communed with it.
I have returned eighteen times.
Yesterday Brenda did not even hand me the menu. She saw my wet cloak at the door, turned to the kitchen, and roared:
BRING OUT THE PEACEFUL OCEAN FOR THE SAMURAI! AND PUT EXTRA BUTTER ON THE CALM!
Omarchy menu comes to the website! You can either hit / or click the Omarchy icon, and you'll have instant jump and search access to the whole site plus the manual. Great work by @SirJul1337 👏
This menu isn't for ordering. It's for decoding. Can you figure out our new destinations and routes before the big reveal tomorrow? 🧐
Drop your guesses below. ⬇️