12/ in-town pool report: Greenland and Denmark Flagging POTUS posted on Truth Social that the US entered agreement with Denmark and Greenland that gives “permanent control over security” in Greenland. Full text and link below: BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP Philip Wang TIME Fri. Sep. 18, 5:24 PM

12 year old kid knocked on my door and offered to mow my lawn How much? $20 he said I smiled “Deal” He mowed my lawn in about 30 minutes. Did a great job. The reason I was so happy? I own the gas station down the road and know that kid will need $22 worth of gas to mow my lawn I paid him and referred him to all my neighbors He’s making me money as he works

12 - Since returning from the World Cup break, the #MLS# leaders in goal contributions are Lionel Messi and Cavan Sullivan with 12 each. Messi made his 209th senior appearance for club and country on September 26, 2009, two days before Sullivan was born. Generational.