Comedian Nikita Miller was nearly killed by a migrant who attacked him inside Bremen Central Station. The migrant was released on the same night as the stabbing. According to Miller, the court stated that the migrant “no longer poses any danger.” The charge was also reduced to bodily harm instead of attempted murder, which Miller said was because the court argued that the migrant stopped the assault before killing him. However, Miller told the court that he only survived the random attack because he fought back, and that the migrant only stopped because the blade broke off. During the attack, Miller suffered five serious stab wounds, including a 15cm wound to his head. He later told the German news outlet Express that the suspect was granted German citizenship despite the attack. The comedian has since moved to Norway, saying that if anything were to happen to his wife or family, he would not want to deal with the German criminal justice system again. “I won’t survive it a second time,” he said.

🇦🇺 If you’re buried, you won’t care what crawls in first... Australian researchers strapped cameras and remote syringes to Queensland’s giant burrowing cockroaches (the heaviest on Earth) and taught them to reach a body robots can’t. One roach finds you, another lines up, and a human still pulls the trigger. In tests they hit from 15 cm almost every time, and the full crawl-and-shot worked in most of them. They call them paraborgs: Ugly name, uglier insect. Writer: Val