If you ever used a computer with a Turbo button, you experienced the golden age of technology marketing.
Imagine being able to make your computer faster by pressing a button literally labeled TURBO.
No benchmark videos.
No driver updates.
Just a TURBO button.
There's something incredibly satisfying about being the only person in a room who knows how to fix a problem.
Until everyone discovers you know how to fix problems.
Then your life is over.
One of the greatest technological mysteries of my childhood was how a computer could run DOOM perfectly but completely freeze when you tried to open Microsoft Word