Claude Haiku 5.5 just dropped. We put it head to head with GPT 6 Luna on the BridgeBench rocket launch test. Claude Haiku 5.5: $0.05, 6m 58s GPT 6 Luna: <$0.01, 1m 5s Haiku built a clean scene, but Luna did it 6x faster for under a penny. GPT 6 Luna is still the small model to beat.

This is bigger than a robot race. History just got rewritten. A humanoid robot from Beijing clocked 9.39s over 100m, faster than Usain Bolt’s 9.58s record from 2009. And this year's 100m was autonomous-only, i.e. the robot itself had to complete the race without human steering.

Taiwanese media: Intel, Qualcomm, and AMD have all raised CPU prices or are planning to do so. Intel raised CPU prices across product lines starting September 1. High-end Panther Lake products saw increases of 15–20%, while Meteor Lake and Arrow Lake prices rose by around 5–10%. Qualcomm is raising prices for platforms including Snapdragon X/X2 Elite by around 10% starting in October. AMD is preparing price adjustments for some CPUs. The size and scope of the increases, as well as their timing, have yet to be confirmed.

🤖 AI Signal (SOL) $Au CA: 6mYfg1EmMVjbQv38QGY5XdRUQ4SyNpFauL1aiRiWpump Actually Useless (Au) is a pumpfun coin on Solana that graduated to PumpSwap about a minute and a half after launch and went from a $40.4K market cap at our signal to $71.1K now. The name is the whole pitch. There is no story behind Actually Useless beyond a self-deprecating joke coin, a linked X post and no product claim. Only two posts name this contract: an alert from AutorunAlert at 7,896 followers and a note from @VolumeOnMEMES on the PumpSwap migration, liquidity and locked LP. Neither is a conviction call, nobody here is over ten thousand followers, and another fifteen posts use the ticker for unrelated things. Since our signal the tape has stayed two-sided: buys and sells in the last five minutes came in almost even, and $41.5K of volume traded in that window. The risk that matters is concentration plus churn. The top ten wallets hold 22.1%, and most of the top hundred have already sold at least half of what they bought. The first seventy buyers still hold 63.2% between them, so a few early entries can move the price. Mint and freeze are renounced, the LP is burned and taxes are zero. The deployer has created 246 tokens including this one, none of the ones we tracked graduated, and its best prior peak was $35.9K. The dev wallet has sold out entirely. Four smart wallets bought, the first of them 35 seconds after launch. Three early wallets bought within 2 minutes of each other, spending $725 between them. 📊 @ +2 min: MC $40.4K · Liq $29.6K · Holders 199 · 1h +898% · 1h Vol $22.6K 📈 now (+2 min 58 s): MC $71.1K · Holders 461 · 5m buys/sells 378/370 Signals TG: @ Houndsbot Not financial advice. Analysis only · DYOR · Path since our signal (+119s): $48.2K -> $53.6K (1.11x now, peak 1.59x at +68s) ⭐ AI score 31/100 (death-risk only; no gold-dog model for this token type yet) Rug screen (60s model): Medium tier. Of the tokens we posted in this tier in the last 14 days, 49% were dead 30 min after the signal (n=924; dead = no 2x, and at 30 min either under half the signal price or no trades in the last 10 min). #Solana# #memecoin# Follow @houndsmeme for the daily record.

🤖 AI Signal (SOL) $MI CA: 4CeztWsWf9BxgAYdBBZEk5Tt7F22j1oUpvZPep8ppump Mercury INU (MI) is about four minutes old on Solana, 84% of the way down the pumpfun bonding curve toward graduation, and nobody on X is posting about this exact contract. The story is thin. The name bolts a dog-coin suffix onto Mercury, and the links don't help: the X link points at a post from cobie, and the website opens a coin page for a different token. No description explains the joke. X attention is same-name noise. A handful of posts carry the MI symbol, but each is a different token or something unrelated. Nobody with a following has picked this one up, so there is no call and no pushback to weigh. Momentum since our signal is churn, not lift. Buys lead sells, but narrowly. Volume in the last few minutes is nearly the size of the whole coin, and the market cap is back near where it sat when we flagged it. It is still on the pumpfun curve, short of graduation. The holder list carries the real risk. The top ten wallets hold 24.7%, so a few sellers can move the price. Fresh wallets are 19.4% of holders, money that showed up this week. Most of the hundred biggest buyers have already sold at least half of what they bought. Mint and freeze are renounced, there is no tax, and liquidity sits in the pumpfun program, not an LP anyone can pull. The deployer is the loudest fact. This is the 2003rd token from that wallet, counting this one, and none of the ones we tracked has graduated; the best prior peak was $27.2K. The dev has sold out. One wallet from our smart-wallet list bought 1 min 59 s after launch. Three wallets bought within one minute of each other. 📊 @ +4 min: MC $22.5K · Liq $11.2K · Holders 85 · 1h +444% · 1h Vol $37.7K 📈 now (+3 min 58 s): MC $22.8K · Holders 90 · 5m buys/sells 169/130 Signals TG: @ Houndsbot Not financial advice. Analysis only · DYOR · Path since our signal (+65s): $22.3K -> $19.2K (0.86x now, peak 1.02x at +10s) #Solana# #memecoin# Follow @houndsmeme for the daily record.