fees received on stonk pairs this weekend have been going brrrrrrrrr 📈 volatility is actually good great to see alt coins being talked about thanks to pairs on memes there's a world of opportunities opening up to all crypto projects seeing how crazy the timeline has become over receiving tokenized stocks or other crypto coins from holding fascinating time to be in crypto i'm looking for new stonk paired tokens daily and will buy them on my fomo account shills with your conviction always welcome in the comments below let's win together in this pve meta

"Bitcoin up, gold up, equities up, and rates down…mini flashbacks to covid have me checking the coinbase account to see which alt-coins have moved more than 100% today" - John Powers, JPM Sales and Trading

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if around here ends up being "THE bottom" that does not mean "up only alt szn" starts tomorrow. feels like people are merging those two things. solana bottomed in november 2022. it didn't truly break $30 until september 2023. 10 months of chopping between $15 and $30 while many who bought the low got bored, shaken out, or rotated into whatever was moving that week. sol wasn't alone either, most coins ranged through all of 2023. the bottom was in that whole time but it didn't really matter for almost a year. if the 4 year cycle holds, 2027 = 2023. we're still in 2026. once i load spot i'll also need to get used to the hardest part for me. doing absolutely nothing.