Bloody hell … Rachel from accounts / client services has increased the cost of food with Net Zero, carbon taxes, packaging levies, higher NI and wage mandates… then blames supermarkets for putting prices up. Now she wants 1970s-style price caps. Remember supermarkets make less than 3% profit on food, the profit they make is also paid to pension funds that the BLOODY government told us to invest in!!! Seriously I can’t cope. This sort of maths would fail GCSE level, yet Labour MPs think it’s brilliant. That tells you everything you need to know.

Blind tickets for NodeConf EU are *gone* — but regular tickets are live 🎟️ If you're planning to join us in Bologna, Italy for the best Node.js conference of the year, now's the time. CFP is open too — come speak!

“Blockchain succeeds when nobody talks about blockchain anymore.” @Cardano_CF's Global Lead of Market Structure & Strategic Partnerships, Sandro Knöpfel (@SandroKnopfelCF), says the future of tokenized finance depends less on hype — and more on integration, trust, and invisible infrastructure. Full interview dropping soon. 🎬

Bloodthirsty Luigi Mangione fangirls unapologetically celebrate CEO’s assassination: ‘F—k Brian Thompson,’ ‘His children are better off without him’. Read today's cover here: