"Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027." This is the way to do it. Call the WNBA's bluff on their eligibility criteria. Act out the absurdity, and make them stop you.

Based on Anthony Fauci's policy recommendations  • People were forced off public beaches at gunpoint • Small business owners trying to open gyms outdoors were arrested • Suicides and overdoses skyrocketed amid isolation  • Children's development was stunted because they couldn't attend school And anyone who dared to ask about herd immunity, covid origins, mask efficacy, alternate treatment, vaccine injury was systematically gaslit, silenced, deplatformed, ostracized and in some cases fired. At the same time he was destroying lives and businesses, Fauci was fixated on his Zooms with celebrities, his media coverage, and his fame.