🍰 BrownDust2 | Beatrice’s Birthday
🎉 Happy Birthday to Beatrice, the dependable mercenary warrior who’s always chasing her next meat feast! 🎉
“Alright! Today, I’m eating meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
What? Didn’t I eat meat yesterday?
Yeah, but today’s my birthday.
Just for today, I’m gonna eat as much as I want!
...Wait, you knew it was my birthday?
And you prepared a whole feast yourself!?
Beef, pork, chicken... you got it all?
Perfect! I’ll clean the whole table, so let’s go!”
Beatrice is using her birthday as the perfect excuse for a mountain of meat—and she couldn’t be happier.
She may sharpen her axe like a true warrior, but put a feast in front of her and she lights up with the biggest smile.
She’s fiercely loyal to her mercenary family… except maybe Carlson.
Leave Beatrice a hearty birthday message today!
With meat on the table and your warm wishes, she’ll be smiling on a full stomach all day long.
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