Hunter Biden has responded again to the $LAPTOP controversy, saying the memecoin was just a way to mock the Trump coin. He says the team didn't cash out, and his own tokens are locked for six months. He blames the market makers: one of them had $500,000 in starting capital but put only about $5,200 and fewer than 30,000 tokens into the liquidity pool, and he says it pulled out 84 seconds after the price peaked. This guy mocked a memecoin with a memecoin, then ended up starring in his own "two minutes on the rocket, one hour on the slide." Gone in 84 seconds? That's faster than a retail trader hitting "sell." As for whether it's a rug pull, there's his hired investigation on one side and the crowd's own eyes on the other. Everyone can judge for themselves.

.@HunterBiden launched a memecoin, airdropped it to wallets that lost money on TRUMP, and watched it go down 99% in under six hours. @simonmolitor has a personal message for Hunter.