Last night Trump said he could have won Vietnam in a week. His plan was “going after Ho Chi Minh City.” Ho Chi Minh City was Saigon, the capital of South Vietnam. Our ally. The enemy’s capital was Hanoi. We bombed it. He called the presidents who fought that war stupid, then explained how he’d have won it by attacking our own side. 58,220 Americans died in that war. Trump got five deferments. Now he’s telling the rest of us how easy it would have been. He’s had more than fifty years to learn which side we were on. He still hasn’t. That alone should disqualify him from sending anybody else’s kids to war. Instead, he’s weighing more strikes on Iran after Tuesday. His administration has reportedly considered using the “mother of all bombs,” the one he calls “like a tiny nuclear bomb.” The man who thinks we should have bombed our ally’s capital gets to choose the targets.

It’s not just Vivek Ramaswamy choosing pedophiles over people. Ken Paxton’s office offered a man who had faced child-sex-abuse charges a plea deal with one day in jail and no Texas sex-offender registration. Paxton now brags the man did 60. Hoffman served less than a month. Donors named in the Epstein files gave nearly $4.7 million to Mike Rogers (MI) and groups backing him. Then Rogers said we have to “protect somebody who got on an airplane and rode with him.” Michael Whatley (NC) appointed a convicted child sex offender to NC GOP leadership and kept him there after parents objected. Trump called Whatley “fantastic.” As Arizona Senate president, Andy Biggs helped kill a bill to replace the police force in Colorado City, where Warren Jeffs’ child-rape cult held power. Marshals had helped return an underage bride who fled. Biggs says, “I knew what was going on.” And he did nothing when he could have. Mike Collins (GA) voted against forcing the Epstein files out. Roger Marshall (KS) and Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS) voted to block an amendment that would have required their release. Now Epstein survivors are on TV telling voters what those votes meant. And Trump and JD Vance stand behind every one of these corrupt pieces of shit. This is the MAGA ticket. Every single one is on the ballot in two weeks. MAGA: Protecting Pedophiles Over People Every Time.

Over 12% of all $LAPTOP is gone for good. 30% of $LAPTOP is tied to real-world predictions. If one comes true, its tokens are destroyed. If not, they go to charity. The Nobel Peace Prize triggered this burn, plus all unclaimed airdrop tokens. $LAPTOP now listed on @blockchain

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Hunter Biden discussed his father Joe Biden's unconditional support, including how conservative media and political opponents used an emotional 2 a.m. voicemail to frame him as "weak" and how that backfired spectacularly.

Hunter Biden doesn’t think Democrats should reject crypto simply because Trump is involved. He believes the technology and its potential impact should be judged on their own merits, rather than dismissed because of a political association. While Trump’s involvement has made crypto more politically charged and increased pressure on Democrats to oppose it, Hunter was direct about separating the policy question from the politics surrounding Trump.

🚨 Hunter Biden Calls Out Elizabeth Warren & Gary Gensler on Crypto! Hunter Biden calls out what he sees as hypocrisy in Senator Elizabeth Warren’s and former SEC Chair Gary Gensler’s approaches to crypto regulation. Watch the full interview #crypto# #elizabethwarren# #garygensler#

🚨JUST IN: base:0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 is UP 30% in the last 24 hours as Hunter Biden says the market maker behind its chaotic launch should “buy it all back and burn it.” A forensic report found one market maker received $500,000 before launch but deployed only about 1% into opening liquidity. The main pool held under 30,000 LAPTOP tokens, just 0.003% of the 1 BILLION supply, making the price extremely easy to move. At one point, just a $6 buy could push the quote up 5%.

THE BLOCK: Hunter Biden blames market makers for $LAPTOP's launch meltdown, when the token soared from 5 cents to $317 before plunging 98% in an hour. A report the team commissioned says its founder tokens never moved, and Biden insists he's "not walking away."

The launch of $LAPTOP was fucked and the accounting is coming. My tokens are locked and I'm not going anywhere. It's not much but this week we put LAPTOP rewards on two other @base tokens, BLUECHIP and jesse. If there's others we should back, tell me.

Forget the money. Look at the guest list. A Putin oligarch linked to the mass abduction of thousands of Ukrainian children, celebrating the marriage of the President's son to the daughter of the banker who called Jeffrey Epstein 'a gentleman of the highest integrity.' Tell me again who the crime family is.