Hunter Biden
@HunterBiden
Artist. Author. Recovery Advocate. $LAPTOP
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When they say 'Hunter Biden's Laptop,' here is what they actually mean.
Forget the money. Look at the guest list.
A Putin oligarch linked to the mass abduction of thousands of Ukrainian children, celebrating the marriage of the President's son to the daughter of the banker who called Jeffrey Epstein 'a gentleman of the highest integrity.'
Tell me again who the crime family is.
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"The freedom of the press is one of the greatest bulwarks of liberty, and can never be restrained but by despotic governments."
George Mason wrote that in 1776.
Strong leaders take questions. Weak ones take away the microphone. Trump is such a weak man.
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@chooserich At some point Nick? This was three years ago this week. I've had worse Septembers.
The Trumps built a coin to take money from their fans. I built one that does the opposite and named it after the thing they spent four years beating me with.
The launch fucking sucked. I'm not going anywhere. More burns and a full accounting are coming.
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In which @HunterBiden explains his meme coin to me like I'm a 5-year-old.
More on that and many other topics in the FULL Members-Only Exclusive: Hunter Biden Live with Tommy Christopher
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@chooserich At some point Nick? This was three years ago this week. I've had worse Septembers.
Join me at 4:30 for an exclusive members-only live interview with @HunterBiden
Excited to be listing with Gate tonight! Another step in the right direction. We’re just getting started!
Gate New Listing: $LAPTOP @HunterBiden
🔹 Trading Pair: $LAPTOP / $USDT
🔹 Trading Starts: 6:00 AM, September 18th (UTC)
🔹 Convert with 0 Fees Starts: 7:00 AM, September 18th (UTC)
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Gate New Listing: $LAPTOP @HunterBiden
🔹 Trading Pair: $LAPTOP / $USDT
🔹 Trading Starts: 6:00 AM, September 18th (UTC)
🔹 Convert with 0 Fees Starts: 7:00 AM, September 18th (UTC)
Details:
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For everyone that asked these were the two guests at my wedding. Neither is a Russian oligarch with ties to Putin, although the dog did claim to be a royal of some sort.
What doing the next right thing means to me.
Don Jr needed a Russian oligarch, two islands, and a fireworks show. I got married on the rooftop of an apartment building in West Hollywood. It was so much cooler.
See the Medium report for more details:
The Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) won their opening game. Go Birds!
As part of the token's novel prediction mechanism, 0.50% of the total $LAPTOP supply (~$1.1 million at current prices) has been burned.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Hunter Biden is joining The Rollup tonight at 6PM ET.
LIVE on X and YouTube.
@HunterBiden
Thanks for the W!
Half a percent of $LAPTOP goes in the fire tomorrow because of you. Go Birds!
Game 1 of the Eagles today.
0.5% of $LAPTOP burned if they win.
Highest stakes NFL game in crypto history.
Go birds!
Hey @elonmusk — since you and Dario both say AI might end us all by 2030, any chance we could get @laptoptoken back up before then?
Tomorrow’s Episode With Hunter Biden
The first $LAPTOP airdrop sent 8% of supply to people who subscribed to my newsletter, not to wallets built to farm it. Proof: 79 of 80 million tokens are still unclaimed. After October 9 anything unclaimed is burned.
Watch the balance live:
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