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For all the liars who lie about everything… No—I did not in anyway alter the footage or run it through an AI program. Yes, the footage presented at the preliminary hearing had its aspect ratio adjusted which made the suspect appear much thinner. Apologies will be considered in the order they are received in.

The biggest liars in football history: Lionel Messi: “I don’t know if I’ll play at the 2026 World Cup. It’s difficult. Age catches up with everyone, and the body doesn’t forgive.” Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’m back.”