🍰 BrownDust2 | Beatrice’s Birthday 🎉 Happy Birthday to Beatrice, the dependable mercenary warrior who’s always chasing her next meat feast! 🎉 “Alright! Today, I’m eating meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! What? Didn’t I eat meat yesterday? Yeah, but today’s my birthday. Just for today, I’m gonna eat as much as I want! ...Wait, you knew it was my birthday? And you prepared a whole feast yourself!? Beef, pork, chicken... you got it all? Perfect! I’ll clean the whole table, so let’s go!” Beatrice is using her birthday as the perfect excuse for a mountain of meat—and she couldn’t be happier. She may sharpen her axe like a true warrior, but put a feast in front of her and she lights up with the biggest smile. She’s fiercely loyal to her mercenary family… except maybe Carlson. Leave Beatrice a hearty birthday message today! With meat on the table and your warm wishes, she’ll be smiling on a full stomach all day long. #HappyBirthday# #Beatrice#

Barbecue in America is an exhausting group negotiation. Someone burns the brisket, someone argues over the bill, and you leave smelling like charcoal smoke. In downtown Tokyo, you step into a restaurant built exclusively for one-person BBQ. You sit in your own private counter bay. Built flush into your table is a personal, high-tech smokeless electric grill. A mini touchscreen tablet lets you tap exactly what you want: thin-sliced A5 wagyu beef, garlic skirt steak, rice, and kimchi. Three minutes later, your personalized tray slides into a custom-fitted groove on your counter. Under your elbow, a sleek wooden drawer pulls out to reveal chopsticks, toothpicks, and wet wipes. In front of you are six different custom dipping sauces. You ignite your own grill with the push of a button. You lay down a single, perfectly marbled strip of beef. Sizzle. You flip it when YOU want. You dip it in YOUR favorite sauce. No group politics. No smoke in your eyes. Just twenty dollars for a customized meat feast designed entirely around your appetite.