🚨 Springfield OH is getting the memo. ICE is scooping up Haitians in Ohio after TPS ended. Dozens already locked up. Businesses that rode the surge say the customers and workers are vanishing. Plenty already packed up and left town on their own. This is what happens when the law actually gets enforced. TPS was never a green card. It expired. The Supreme Court cleared the path. Now ICE is doing the job. Leave now or get picked up later. Your choice.

Seymour’s big date in Springfield took a historical turn. He took his girl to see Abraham Lincoln, and naturally Seymour decided he needed to dress for the occasion. Stovepipe hat, Lincoln beard, the whole works. His date even showed up with her long dark hair. And yes, they stopped at Lincoln’s tomb, where there’s a long-standing tradition of rubbing the nose on Lincoln’s bronze bust for good luck. That nose has been rubbed so many times it shines bright gold. I’m pretty sure Seymour rubbed it. Probably twice. Once for himself and once to make sure he gets a second date. Nothing says romance quite like two rocks, Abraham Lincoln and a little borrowed luck.