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Mainstream media loves made up polls and biased predictions. At The Rubin Report we do things scientifically. My producer named the candidates and I shot threes to see who would win. Congrats to all the winners! (No edits, one take.)

Good morning. I have conducted a brief poll at Valar Atomics and the consensus is that we have decided to make energy cheaper and more abundant in the universe than ever before. Follow up polls showed that we ride to victory together. Condolences to the opposition.