Wifey and I just celebrated our 24 year anniversary 10 Tips I would have given myself 24 years ago.... 1. Be the leader, set the pace, be the model 2. Love and respect her, dying to yourself for her and the family 3. Become the best you can be, your wife and family depend on it 4. Work hard, be the provider, but don't sacrifice family for money 5. Keep God at the center, you both need a rock to build the marriage, life and family on 6. Be intentional, what does a perfect marriage look like, what actions, and then work to build that 7. Maintain and build mutual interests and hobbies, you gotta play together 8. Don't sweat the small stuff, most things are not worth fighting over 9. Desire her, chase her, date her, it never ends 10. Think long term, play the long game, because marriage is about building a life together, fore-ever

Wife comes running into the living room frantically waving to get my attention. “We’ve got a leak!” She says. Water is pouring out from under the sink. Like a biblical food. Turned out this fucker was just waiting for the right moment to randomly burst and ruin dinner. Google says they have a lifetime of 5 to 10 years. I’m 52 and this is the first I heard of this nonsense. I’m sure they could last for 100 years but big Plumber has been suppressing the technology.

Wife's Trip Back to Her Family Home: I Surrender Completely to My Son's Busty Babysitter's Temptation [Appearing Actress]: Saizuki Nao @KazamaTom @KasukabeAe @Suotomet @sktwobba