Imagine you're my friend and you walk into the bathroom and see me playing with a dildo. You would:
1) quickly close the door 🫢
2) come over to me and show me what real sex is like 🔥
Imagine you're my roommate and I walk in with a condom in my mouth. What would you do 😏:
1) You'd be taken aback 🫢
2) You'd take the condom out of my mouth and make me put it on you 🍌
3) You'd throw the condom away and fuck me without it 💦