Wife wakes up in the morning and has to go grocery shopping she gets in the car the car will not start, that evening she tells her husband honey you need to fix the car it's not starting. Husband : what do I look like Mr. Goodwrench? Next day the wife goes to do some laundry and the washing machine will not start so that evening she tells her husband he might need to look at the washing machine because it is not working Husband: what do I look like the Maytag repair man? So a week passes by and one evening the husband comes home and the wife says : honey you know that young neighbor that moved in next door? He came by today and fixed the car and the washing machine. Husband: oh yeah and how much did he charge you? The wife: oh he didn't want any money. Husband: well what did he want? Wife: it was between sex and baking him a cake Husband: so what kind of cake did you bake him? Wife: what do I look like Betty Crocker?