5 Stages of Anger: $RAGEGUY 1. Denial “Nah bro, $RAGEGUY is just another rageguy meme. My coin is different — we have real utility and a roadmap.” Ignores the 400% pump on $RAGEGUY while his bag crabs. “Volume? It’s fake. Community? Bots. This is fine.” 2. Anger FFFFFUUUUUU Starts PVP posting. “ $RAGEGUY holders are just salty rug survivors. My alpha is superior.” Ratio’d by 50 reply guys with RageGuy faces. Keyboard smash: “Why is this stupid face pumping while my tool project dies?!” 3. Bargaining “Okay okay… I’ll just ape a tiny bag of $RAGEGUY as a hedge. Not selling my main position tho.” Buys $50 worth. It 3x’s overnight. “If $RAGEGUY goes back down I’ll dump it and pretend this never happened… please just one red candle…” 4. Depression Watches $RAGEGUY moon while his “tool” coin gets delisted from three dexes. Lying in bed scrolling charts at 4AM. “I’ve been fighting the wrong battle… all those tweets… all that hopium… for what?” 5. Acceptance Full RageGuy face as profile pic. Sells the old bag at a massive loss. “Ragebuy $RAGEGUY. This is the one. The final boss of memes. We don’t cope — we rage.” Posts his first “I was wrong” thread and gets 2K likes from former PVP enemies who also converted. Cycle complete. Welcome to the cult. Pure PVP-to-glory arc. $RAGEGUY is the only one. FFFFFUUUU– 💢