Charles Alexander
@HolographicRibs
I type words on the internet about Detroit sports, pro wrestling, TV, movies and other things. I'm very tall, can palm a basketball, and I breathe oxygen.
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Can’t wait for the Tigers to lose 90+ games this season, and the front office responding in the offseason by signing several journeymen bench players and a few 34 year old relievers.
Scott Harris sure knows how to pick em, huh?
Final line for #Tigers# starter Framber Valdez: 5.0 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 4 BB, 3 K. 89 pitches, 52 strikes.
Generated 4 whiffs on 37 swings for 10.8% whiff rate: 2 curveballs, 1 changeup, 1 fastball. Average exit velocity: 88.7 mph on 16 balls in play.
4.58 ERA in 10 starts.
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@millennials4_wp @mjolley22 @senatorshoshana More concrete, you say? Shopping malls and Starbucks, you say? Well buddy, have I got the hypothetical image rendering for you.
Do not ask how Barad-dûr, the Fortress of Sauron got there.
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Darius Johnson is cool as hell, and I am excited to see his skills on display at the Big House starting next season and beyond. #GoBlue# 🏈〽️
Go Blue!! 〽️ AGTG!!
I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.
BREAKING: Four-Star CB Darius Johnson has Committed to Michigan, he tells me for @Rivals
The 6’1 170 CB from Riverside, CA chose the Wolverines over Oregon, Cal, and UCLA
“All Glory to God, The dream is now reality. Go Blue! 〽️”
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I’m not entirely sure what leverage Brissett thinks he has to negotiate a substantial raise.
The Cardinals are going to win 4-5 games this season regardless of who is under center. And I might be giving them 1-2 more wins than I should.
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Jacoby Brissett not attending voluntary OTAs is playing a dangerous game
Sean, pretty please, with a cherry on top, could we be given some declassified videos that aren’t blurry monochromatic dots filmed from two miles away at night by low resolution FLIR cameras?
BREAKING: Over 1 BILLION users around the world have visited
The second release of UAP files are actively being processed for publication on the site. More to come very soon!
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The joke is on them, Steve. I don’t watch soccer at all. I’d sooner watch a billiards tournament on ESPN 11.
The LA Times is trying to make you feel guilty about watching soccer: "3 countries. 16 stadiums. 104 matches. 2026 World Cup set to become ‘most polluting’ games ever"
"This year’s event is being held in 16 stadiums across three giant countries: Canada, the U.S. and Mexico.
That’s despite the fact that climate change is worsening, the risk of playing in dangerous heat is rising"
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Absolutely not. Offer him half and dare him to take it.
TRUE OR FALSE: The Detroit Pistons will pay Jalen Duren the MAX this offseason
#DetroitBasketball#
Where was he tonight? Buying 3 dozen vegan pizzas at Plum Market down the street? So incredibly frustrating. I sympathize with him needing help, and he does, but again, I ask, where was he tonight?
Cade Cunningham led the Pistons to the 1-seed after an incredible season, but fell in the 2nd round. They had the potential for a deep run, he’ll be back stronger.
The thing every one of those teams has in common is they have general managers who are absolutely scared shitless to trade for a superstar at the deadline every season.
Red Wings historic collapse, Tigers historic collapse, Lions first round loss after their best szn in franchise history, Pistons lose by 40 in a G7 at home
Fun last couple years 🔥
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AIDS
Describe the Pistons season in one word
This is a generational trash performance by the pistons.
John Wick 4-ass staircase.
The stairwell in the Doubletree in Arlington, VA goes straight for 13 floors instead of wrapping around.
Illegal truckers are lining up at trucks stops, unable to find loads because the carrier will be found liable if they get in a wreck...
Legal truckers are getting paid higher wages to pick up the slack...
And your blackpilling, anon?
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Does Jake Rogers have some sort of terrible blackmail material on the management and front office of the Detroit Tigers?
Asking for a friend. Just curious.
I go back in time with knowledge of future events and become obscenely wealthy by betting on sporting events like Biff Tannen. But I’d have to bet sporatically, lest I draw too much attention for being right 100% of the time.
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