President Trump Commetary
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I'm President of the United States. I won the popular vote by 1 billion votes. I won all 62 states. Hillary begged me to stop winning. This is PARODY
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I would move to Beijing. It’s my type of city. It’s busy, lots of great real estate. I don’t know if I can do the food though. They don’t have authentic Chinese food like Panda Express or Benihanas.
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Beijing is a very beautiful city from what I can see. It’s very clean and very big. You don’t see any litter, drugs or Illegals. It looks like a Republican led city- low crime, tough on the border. No liberal policies in China. Thats probably why there very successful!
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Zelenskyy never rolled out the red carpet for me when he visited me. He never had dancing children and parades or state dinners in my honor. He never showed me the respect I deserve
Strong leaders stay in power a long time. Thats how they gain strength and influence. I’ve been in power for essentially 12 years, and Xi has been in power longer than that. I hope to match that and Putin and we’re looking very seriously at ways to do that
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Xi is a great man… a great leader. He can be tough sometimes. He doesn’t like people who speak against him, or protest. But who does? I wish in our country I could do the things he does. It would make our beautiful USA that much tougher and more beautiful. Someday. We’ll see.
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The welcome I received from Xi was like no other in history. The dancing children was really wonderful. Xi knows how much I love children!
No US President before me has ever received the red carpet treatment! It shows America is open for business, and is respected like no other!
I realized as I took Xi’s hand to strongly and heterosexually shake it, I easily could have flipped him and stood over him like an alpha lion. And I think he knew that, and cowered a bit. He’s still a good guy and very tough - just not as tough as me!
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Look, China is very mad at me because I totally destroyed their economy. But like I told Xi today, I’ve destroyed a lot of economies including my own!
I had a very good handshake with President Xi. It was strong and firm. And he said to me, “Sir, after shaking Sleepy Joe Biden’s hand I thought it was part of American culture to have a weak and womanly handshake. Clearly you disprove that!”
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I’m looking very forward to meeting President Xi tomorrow and discussing how he, Putin and I can divvy up the rest of the world!
Xi is a terrific leader and a tough leader. But he isn’t as tall as me, and he never won all seven swing states!
Nixon visited China right before he resigned!
I’ve done a lot of business in China over the years. My hats, my ties, and even my steaks were made in China. The steaks were actually kimono dragon meat; but we can keep that our own little secret.
When Obama visited Beijing, he had to fly commercial, no one met him at the airport, and he had to take an Uber. I got the red carpet because President Xi respects me and America!
It’s very interesting… I said to one of my Generals that in our beautiful USA we eat Chinese food maybe once a week and are told it’s not healthy. In China, they eat Chinese food almost every day! They seem very healthy! My General said, “Sir, you’re very smart!” He’s right.
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They have a terrific wall in China… a GREAT WALL! And for all haters who say walls don’t work, look at China. They have very few Mexican immigrants, if any!
Good morning, Beijing! It’s a beautiful airport! Much better than shithole Newark Airport which is a Biden era airport.
I’ve got a friend in Xisus
