bro gets some pussy, company loses hundreds of millions of stock value and his wife will get many tens of billions more thru divorce
wow, the single most expensive pussy, ever
2026 is hilarious because the ceo of the most valuable company in the world who’s primary goal is to beat china in a global arms race to super intelligence was caught having an affair on his wife of 41 years with a top level ccp spy and it’s like the tenth most important thing that’s happened this week
My timeline used to be lots of happy and wealthy $HYPE bulls. Recently it's been polluted by lots of salty $SOL/RHC trenchers.
Massive discrepancy in vibes. 🙃
I can at least respect a 🏳️🌈🐻, because every bear is a bull at some price. But some of you are just jaded beyond repair at the whole industry after only choosing to participate in the worst parts of it.
The same guys complaining that there's no on chain runners anymore are the same ones selling at $100k mcap. You're part of the very problem you're complaining about.
Not every team is scamming, not every project is a rug, not every token unlock will get dumped etc. Some cool people just genuinely want to build cool shit and maybe make a little money along the way.
If your experience in crypto has left you this jaded and toxic, why stick around? Is it just chasing the schadenfreude of hoping the rest of our bags go to zero too?
You have to be able to reconcile that there's simultaneously world changing tech being built here, and that it's all one big casino. But most of life is one big casino. And there's no crying in the casino.
my short bull thesis for hype l2 elysium is that they do understand onchain and the trenches, unlike robinhood. they've also had their first experience with hyperevm and plenty of mistakes to learn from, + well capitalized and hungry to compete for the marketshare
e/acc