Lucid
@misslucidsdiary
field notes from Miss Lucid / 👩🏻🍳 main: @servelucid
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I heard doordash was stealing tips from their drivers so out of curiosity, I asked the woman who dropped off my tacos how much it's showing that I tipped her; she said $5. I showed her my phone where I tipped $20 (bc the taco place was busy and she waited for my order). 😐
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Watching acquaintances you barely know suddenly tell your close friends that they know you "so well" and that you two "go way back" when they see how successful you are, is honestly so lame
I love living in a high rise bc I just saw one of my fave sushi restaurants across the street wheel in a GIGANTIC bluefin tuna and now I know I gotta pick up some fresh toro nigiri 😋
Has anyone else noticed that when you follow someone new, you never see them again on your timeline? What's up with that...the algo needs therapy
Trying to finish this painting before we fly out to our next adventure ✈️
What it feels like for ADHD people to listen to someone finish a sentence they already understood within the first few seconds
Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist.
It’s called “Liked Songs”.
adhd is so embarrassing like i really gotta take meth to wash the dishes
Out of boredom, I stacked my dating profile with TERRIFYING red flags and men are still spending money on priority likes just to be seen first. Attraction really does erase warning signs and override logic. Men are sooo cooked 💕
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half of twitter wants to die and the other half has a foot fetish
is "permanently unimpressed" in bios the new "your newest addiction"? hmmm
DAMN Maddy dodged a bullet. Nate is bad juju fr
how do we heal as a nation when we keep pretending crumbl cookies are good?
pull HIS panties to the side
I accidentally dropped my phone behind the couch and it was autoplaying on a post about that Clavicle guy and now my algo on this page is nothing but him 😭
Every hot woman has a lifetime ban from tinder
