wassieloyer(@wassielawyer):Tempted by a free umbrella to avoid the rain, I spoke to a “financial advisor” earlier today. Guy supposedly represented HSBC and shilled me a fund which underperformed the Russell1000 in 9 of the last 10 years (shown on it’s fact sheet) He called it “less volatile”.

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2026.05.05 11:21

Tempted by a free umbrella to avoid the rain, I spoke to a “financial advisor” earlier today. Guy supposedly represented HSBC and shilled me a fund which underperformed the Russell1000 in 9 of the last 10 years (shown on it’s fact sheet) He called it “less volatile”.