be mika (leaked her private key instead of CA on launch night) - decide to launch your own memecoin called "free mika" on pump fun - bundle half the supply in your dev wallet - spend days teasing the launch - build a little rescue-the-princess game to go with it > the blunder - launch the coin $MIKA - your only job is to post the contract address so people can buy - paste the dev wallet's private key instead - delete the tweet within seconds - 500 million tokens get pulled out in seconds and dumped for $40k > crashout - tweet "oh my f***ing god" - open a twitter space start crashing out on people and cry - launch a second coin with a new contract address the same night the second coin is trading at $230k market cap, she still holds 50% of the supply was it staged? and wallet was set up for a planned dump?