Elon: it says here we're spending $80b for "save the baby pandas"
treasury: yeah
Elon: hmm, well have we ever seen the pandas?
treasury: no
Elon: text them right now, ask for a photo of the pandas
treasury: uhhh, we're not allowed to do that
Elon: do they at least submit an invoice and have a "charitable Panda causes" code?
treasury: no
Elon: we don't even have invoice codes?! how do we know they have a contract with us
treasury: it's kinda the honor system with these NGOs
Elon: well how about an address, do they have an address
treasury: I already know you're not going to like this, it's in Somalia
Elon: 😑
🚨 Elon Musk on DOGE:
"I think the goal of DOGE was to try to do something about the deficit, which is massive, where the interest payments exceed the amount of money spent on the Department of War. Like basically, if you add up all the money spent on on what is now the Department of War and the and intelligence in the US, that is smaller than the interest payments on the debt.
So we need to sort of take a close look at spending and make sure that money is being spent in sensible ways and that it is not wasted or spent on fraudulent activities. And I got a lot of flack from this for this, obviously. But the people don't understand just how simple it was for the DOGE team to approve payments.
If we literally we were just asked to have the contact information of the recipients or some evidence that say money was going to its intended purpose. But over and over that we were told we need to wire money for some sort of important cause in Africa. And we're like, OK, but the wiring wiring instructions are to Deloitte and Touche in D.C., in Washington, D.C., not to Africa. So we would like to send the money to Africa. Can you please connect us with the recipients so we can send them the money directly? And then we get silence."