PaperImperium(@ImperiumPaper):The Amazon delivery guy has been pretty standoffish ever since he caught me berating the deadbeat tomato plant that lives on my porch - which continues to bloom but made zero fruit - last week. I wonder if a new delivery driver will be cool or if I’m on the Weirdo House List

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2026.07.17 23:56

The Amazon delivery guy has been pretty standoffish ever since he caught me berating the deadbeat tomato plant that lives on my porch - which continues to bloom but made zero fruit - last week. I wonder if a new delivery driver will be cool or if I’m on the Weirdo House List