Imtiaz Mahmood(@ImtiazMadmood):Human females are not impressed by this. Mostly because you don't have a tail to spin. With a portable fan that connects to your phone for power, you can make this happen! Go to Taco Bell, eat as many burritos and tacos as possible…then eat one more. Stop and get some laxatives on the way home and invite that special girl over. If you’re really serious about this girl, invite her parents over as well. Prepare for a magical evening.

Imtiaz Mahmood

@ImtiazMadmood

Abraham Accords Peace activist. Support Israel, UAE, Trump & science. Anti Iranian regime, Islamism & illegal immigration. "Am Yisrael Chai"

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Imtiaz Mahmood@ImtiazMadmood

2026.10.29 12:45

Human females are not impressed by this. Mostly because you don't have a tail to spin. With a portable fan that connects to your phone for power, you can make this happen! Go to Taco Bell, eat as many burritos and tacos as possible…then eat one more. Stop and get some laxatives on the way home and invite that special girl over. If you’re really serious about this girl, invite her parents over as well. Prepare for a magical evening.