Imtiaz Mahmood(@ImtiazMadmood):My wife was standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel terrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Well your eyesight's damn near perfect." And that's the fight started...

Imtiaz Mahmood

@ImtiazMadmood

Abraham Accords Peace activist. Support Israel, UAE, Trump & science. Anti Iranian regime, Islamism & illegal immigration. "Am Yisrael Chai"

参加 November 2017

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Imtiaz Mahmood@ImtiazMadmood

2026.11.10 15:50

My wife was standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel terrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Well your eyesight's damn near perfect." And that's the fight started...