I’m so fucking glad I didn’t give in to my urges because the Pistons just lost
But now I’m convinced the Blazers are gonna smoke the Lakers
I’m like 1-7 on NBA predictions so far and somehow my brain keeps telling me I’m due for a win
The urge to gamble is genuinely driving me insane
This gambling addiction is no joke
I'm only on day 2 without gambling and every atom in my body and every voice in my head is screaming at me to go all in on the Pistons because the Knicks fucking suck