Greg is a bitter, used-up old man who spends all his time taking pot shots at people still doing something with their lives.
He used to live down the street from me and was so mad about me ruining his weekend by hosting the President at my house. I won't share the emails or texts he sent to people, but man, what a loser.
I hope I never turn into this, please print this tweet and hit me in the face with it if I do.