Matthew Quan(@QuanMatt):Conspiracy theory - toilet paper. Think of all the items we buy for dogs: clothes, food, beds, the list goes on but doesn’t include toilet paper 🧐. Obviously Big Toilet Paper is using us to deforest beautiful land and trap consumers in repetitive buying cycles. Get a bidet.

Matthew Quan

@QuanMatt

Come, take a seat on my inflatable tube. Currently reading a chapter book.

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Matthew Quan@QuanMatt

2022.05.19 03:41

Conspiracy theory - toilet paper. Think of all the items we buy for dogs: clothes, food, beds, the list goes on but doesn’t include toilet paper 🧐. Obviously Big Toilet Paper is using us to deforest beautiful land and trap consumers in repetitive buying cycles. Get a bidet.