🇺🇸 Trump at 2:00 PM — “I don’t want them making $500 million a day from the Strait of Hormuz. We’ll wipe out their entire civilization if we have to.”
🇮🇷 Iran at 3:00 PM — “We’ve established an authority to manage the Strait of Hormuz, collect tolls, and assert ownership.”
Iran isn’t taking Trump seriously. 😂