Flying business class pays for itself.
>i get to my front row seat
> there's something that looks like a blanket...
>it’s NOT A BLANKET.
>something left behind by a very affluent woman
> a 100% cashmere REFORMATION shawl
> street value of this is $250
> BOOM, my $320 flight just became $70
Really goes to show you that if you just act rich you will be.