KEY Midterm Questions (a "scientific" survey & solicitation)
- Which candidate would you most relish losing?
- Which candidate is most likely to "win" with help from our "secure" election infrastructure? ie, who is going to be Bidened over the line?
- Which candidate do you suspect is NOT entirely human?
- Which race will be last to be called?
- Which candidate will have the most foreign money behind them?
- Eye-Patch McCain isn't running, so who else earns "Most Obvious Intel Stooge" Award?