We went quiet for three weeks. A lot happened: → Chutes has a new CEO. Christian Hyland (@cjohan247), ex-Coinbase, Toku, First Wave AI → Parallax is pretraining an 8B MoE in public. Live register, every number read from the fleet as it trains: → Jon's inference preview: 15.5k output tok/s on a single RTX 5090. Unoptimized branch, read it as a preview → Jon ran a training node off two solar blankets, a Starlink dish, and a DGX Spark in a field. Under 200 watts → New confidential VM shipped. Rebuild it yourself on any Linux box and check our measurements. Byte-identical across four builds Next week: Exploit Summit, Montreal. Jon's speaking, we're platinum sponsors, and we're not turning up to hand out stickers. Full breakdown below 👇