"That thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that, Jack?” - Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Jack, “With my eyes closed.”
@80Ksimulations Me: “Nurse, how’s my Nike stock doing?”
Nurse: “Hush, everything is fine. We can talk about this later…”
Me: “But, how’s it doing?”
Nurse: “Goodnight, Moon. Goodnight, Cow, jumping over the moon…”
Me: